hmm Quantum Device

hmm is a mysterious rounded box thing. when clicked, it turns into a shiny, floating mysterious box thing.

every so often, it talks.

that's about it.

Over time since it's inception, it's gone offline due to hosting changes. When this happens, people will reach out to Rez to let him know they miss their friend, the hmm. There has been ONE mass update as of 2025. Done by hand because the original build used HippoUpdate. It now uses a local update service.

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NEW FOR 2025
- Updated backend model, migrated hosting
- Distributed new versions to all previous owners

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Common Questions:
Q: Is this thing listening to me?
A: No. There are zero script listens in this device. Everthing is coincidence.

Q: Is this actually 'quantum' or does it emulate a real quantum discriminator?
A: No. It pulls random lines from a web database. Emulating a real quantum device in lsl / php on AWS could potentially break the universe.

Q: What even is this?
A: A long, long time ago. Rez was going on a vacation. And made a silly thing that said his catch phrase. 'hmm.' And now it's a little talking floaty thing. It's his longest running, most successful project.